Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Bagdikian Complains

Bagdikian complains of a need that have adolescents to identify themselves or make themselves cool that can be met (seemingly no other way) through the media and by buying things.
Good point Bagdikian.
When I was in high school I noticed a wave of "cool" changing. At first it was cool to be like everyone else. Then it was suddenly cool to be an individual. And the way to be an individual was to dress differently than everyone else. Thus Hot Topic (or Hot Topic came, thus the changing of what was cool).
Hot Topic mass produces what isn't "in" (but of course, it really is in).
Teens across the nation flocked to this goth store where they found the keys to their identity. They all banned together to be individuals...together. They went against the crowd, they swam upstreem together.
So did anything really change? Hardly.
I think this is a good example of Bagdikian's three complaints.
1) Adolescents have increasingly fewer resources for identity outside of the media-corporation-produced mainstream.
2) The "Cool" available through media is dependent on endlessly purchasing products and access.
3) The stereotypes and caricatures presented do not provide resources for living in soceity (mooks and midriffs do not orient people towards being).
People feel the need to identify themselves and they do this by observing other people and then buying things that make them who they are.

~Nadia

Silver Bullets

So...I just realized that I've only posted one blog this entire month. That's somehow surprising to me. I think it's because I always plan what I'm going to write in a blog. But now I see that I haven't actually written anything at all.

Aaannnyway...let's talk about the Magic Silver Bullet Effect.
We briefly touched on it tonight at our study session or else I might have forgotten about it. But I have noticed it running rampant through the Internet, television and conversation as of late.
You know why? Because everyone loves a tragedy.
As I'm sure you heard, there was a student at Virginia Tech decided that he'd shoot a lot of people at school. So last Monday 32 people died and many more were injured from the bullets shot by Seung-Hu Cho. It has been labeled as the largest massacre in the history of the United States.
And as I'll bet you also heard, lots and lots of people have the answer to problems to things like this. I'm sure you hear it all of the time. Columbine, 9/11 all of the major tragedies. And even though we all mourn at times like this, I have a sneaking suspicion that people love to take these opportunities to indulge in long and senseless ramblings of their opinions concerning such issues.
The Magic Silver Bullet Effect suggests that our media texts affect us in immediate, powerful, direct and uniform ways. I noticed that a lot of people tend to lean that toward that belief when these tragedies occur. Or at least they voice their opinions about them more.
Someone pointed out the high correlation bewteen kids who are violent and kids who play video games (particularly violent video games). I thought this was an absurd connection to make in the same way that it's absurd to compare the number of people who get in car accidents and the number of people who own microwaves. A lot of people get in car crashes and a lot of people own microwaves. The correlation is probably higher there because most people own microwaves, but the fact is a lot of kids play video games. I don't know exact numbers, but even without them I always thought it was ridiculous that Magic Bullet believers didn't realize this on their own.
More people seem to believe in Magic Silver Bullets than I thought. Would Seung-Hui Cho have shot up the school if he never played a video game, listened to any music or watched a movie? Maybe not. But I like to think that the media is less like a bullet and more like...ultra violent rays? They slowly soak into your skin, sometimes burning you immediately. But the burning fades away. You play in the sun a lot and still protect your skin from the rays. You can too much sun, you can get too little. See where I'm going? So on and so on.

~Nadia

Monday, April 2, 2007

The Relationship Between Dane and Me

It was brought to my attention in class this morning that Dane Cook and I haeve a parasocial relationship. I am in a parasocial relationship with Dane Cook. I like the way that sounds. It makes me want to go on Facebook and change my relationship status from "single" to "parasocial" and then link my site to Dane's.
Oh how Dane Cook loves me.

Anyhoo, I was looking at my parasocaial scale and I decided to a little outline of it.

1) The media text shows you what Dane Cook is like.
Five
I strongly agree. From what I have heard from my Dane Cook media texts, I have become fully aware that Dane is an observant man who is very funny, energetic and lives a life much like you and I do. He puts a lot of personality into his work.

2) When Dane Cook jokes around with someone else, it makes the media text easier to watch.
Five.
I have chosen to interpret the word "easier" as "better." And "someone else" is "someone else-ish." I'd say that is fairly subjective. For the most part, Daney Boy stands alone up on his stage. But while he's telling his stories he includes a lot of other people and he imitates them so it seems as if Dane isn't the only one on stage. So his act is much better when he's joking with "someone else." Also, I'm quite sure that I am included under "someone else" and I am positive that when Dane Cook jokes, he jokes with me.

3) When Dane Cook shows me how he feels about an issue, it helps me make up my own mind about the news story.
One
Dane and I don't usually discuss these types of things.

4) I feel sorry for Dane if he makes a mistake.
One
If Dane Cook makes a mistake I laugh.

5) When I am watching/ listening to Dane Cook I feel as f I am part of the group.
Five
Absolutely. I am a member of the gigantic, laughing audience . And quite often, my beloved looks directly at me.

6) I like to compare my ideas with what Dane says.
Five
I do this more with Dane than with anyone else. Mostly because everything he says relates to my life. In fact, my friend and I came up with our own formula for how to tell a Dane Cook story.
-Find an average story and break it apart in to pieces.
-Point out the obvious in an exaggerated way.
-Coin your own terms and phrases for describing every day thoughts, ideas and occurrences.
-Use the Dane Voice Intonation
-Repeat yourself with emphasis
And voila, there ya go. You've got yourself a story exactly the way my Dane would tell it.

7) Dane makes me feel comfortable as if I am with friends.
Five
Dane Cook and are good friends indeed.

8) I see Dane as a natural, down-to-Earth person.
Five
He completely is. Dane Cook is just like you and me. He stands in long lines at Walgreens and buys things he didn't intend to get at first, he cries when he's upset, he likes to eat twistie cones. Dane Cooks life very average, he's just really good at being funny/

9) I like hearing Dane Cook's voice at home.
Five
I like hearing his voice anywhere. At any moment I'm ready to hop on that great Dane Train.

10) Dane keeps me company when I watch/ listen to the him.
Five
It's true. When Dane is playing in the car, Dane is riding in the car.

11) I look forward to watching Sir. Dane-a-lot on television.
Five
Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. In fact, I make plans to watch his DVDs with my friends. We go over each other's houses and enjoy him together. Dane can party with us any time.

12) If Dane appeared in another text, I would watch or read that text.
Another Five
Oh, most certainly. I remember when I first heard that Dane Cook would be in a movie. I was like, "What, a movie??? I have to see that." I haven't seen it yet, and I heard it wasn't that great but I still have every intention of experiencing a Dane Cook movie. Why? Because I love him. And if I ever come across a magazine or newspaper article I'll read it.

13) When my Dane performs, he seems to understand the kins of things I want to know.
Four
I suppose. After all, I want to know what Dane's going to say next. He understands that.

14) I sometimes make remarks to my Dane Cook on television.
Five
If by sometimes you mean often, then yes. Dane and I practically engage in full conversation at times.

15) If there was a story about Dane in the newspaper or a magzine, I would read it.
Five
Please refer to number twelve.

16) I miss seeing Dane when he has been absent from my life for a while.
Five
In fact, I am going through a small Dane Cook withdrawal right now. I need to go watch Tourgasm.

17) I would like to meet Dane Cook in person.
FIVE
I would be over come with joy to meet dear Dane.

18) I think Dane Cook is like an old friend.
Three
Not so much an old friend as a very good friend.

19) I find Dane Cook to be attractive.
Father, I cannot tell a lie. Dane Cook is an attractive man.

20) I am not as satisfied when I read or listen to similar media texts from other comedians.
Three
It depends on who it is. I do compare other comedians to Dane a lot, and since he is one of my favourites I am often less satisfied. But there are other comedians that I like just as much as or more than Dane (sorry Love). So it's just a matter of who those other comedians are.

That puts me at an 84. It was 71 when I first took it, but after upon further investigation and a bit of revaluation I decided that the relationship that Dane and I have is, in fact, even stronger than I ever realized.
so there we have it kids. I am in a parasocial relationship with Dane Cook. Facebook, here I come.

~Nadia